What would have happened when Paul met the boys.
- Management: guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
- Paul: Hell-
- Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
- Louis: it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
- Paul: very nice to meet you lads.
- Louis: -whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
- Paul: -looks at Harry-
- Harry: hi! -innocent smile-
- Paul: why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
- Zayn: hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
- Paul: it's very nic-
- Zayn: wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
- Paul: um okay.
- Zayn: bitches love my hair.
- Paul: you have very nice hair.
- Zayn: I already know that.
- Niall: hey mate. The Names Niall
- Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
- Niall: Is that nando's you got there?
- Liam: I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
- Harry: damn check out that chick!
- Paul: Harry, that's my wife?
- Harry: how old is she?
- Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
- Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
- Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
- Paul: What did i sign up for.
